Hello everyone!
Well, as you know, I got into a bit of trouble with Mikkel and Berty last night when we went to a club I´d been boasting was full of sweets, and it was actually full of men! And they all wanted to dance with us....so that didn´t go down too well.
To make up for that, we decided ...
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Hello everyone!
Well, after I embarrassed Mikkel and Berty yesterday by wearing my dirndl instead of lederhosen I thought I´d better get it right tonight!
So I donned some lederhosen just like them....and I can honestly say that my dirndl, while possibly slightly less manly was FAR more ...
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Hello everyone!
Well as Mikkel says, he and Berty and me are in Germany to talk about DUNG dog matters and to discuss the possibility of opening a German branch of Barklays Bone Bank! So if there are any fine dogs in Germany who would like to be considered for the role of Barklays Bone Bank ...
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Hello everyone!
Well as tomorrow is Halloween I thought I´d get into the spirit of things. So first I went out and got a new tutu! Pink and black! Very suitable for Halloween I thought.

Then I decided to get a pumpkin so that I could carve a scary face into it. This would achieve two ...
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Hello everyone!
Well as promised, Mikkel and I are here to tell you about our very exciting business venture!
Forget the high street banks, welcome to BARKLAYS! You can deposit all your bones here and know that they will be quite safe in our Bone Vaults!
All you need to do is to come in, ...
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Hello everyone!
Well Mikkel and I will be starting a brand new business venture tomorrow, guaranteed to beat the credit crunch!
You´ll find out all about it tomorrow, it´s top secret till then so don´t ask as I can´t say any more!
So today we went to meet Gordon Brown the Prime ...
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Hello everyone,
Well as I said yesterday, Absy and I decided to go to Las Vegas and win lots of money at the Casino!
So we got got to Caesars and it was magnificent! Great high domed ceilings with lights everywhere and machines ringing out all over the place! People were winning so ...
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Hello everyone!
Well as you know, I was a bit silly yesterday at the Detroit Race Track, and got Cody and me disqualified but looking back, I think they did it because they knew they wouldn´t stand a chance against us otherwise!
So we said good bye to Cody and all the others, what fun we had ...
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Hello everyone!
Boy, do I feel silly. Which is a very rare experience for me as I´m usually very clever as you know
But I have to say I did do something a TEENY bit silly today.
Anyway, it was like this:
Cody and I decided to go to the famous Detroit racing track and there was a race ...
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Hello everyone!
Well today was interesting! We were all tired after our night spent in the Green Corn Maze with a notorious art thief so I was hoping Cody had something a bit less hectic planned for today
So I asked him where we should go? ´To Hell´ he said. What? I was shocked! Surely ...
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Hello everyone!
Well Absy and me are in Michigan with Agent Cody and his 3 lovely ladies Scruffy, Candy and Heidi! Its so good to meet them all and so wonderful to be with my Absy again!
And it seems as it we got here just in time. Agent Cody has been investigating a case of ...
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Hello everyone!
Well Absy and I are off on our travels again ! We are going to see Agent Cody in Michigan tomorrow and I´m sure we´ll have fun! Absy is pleased as Cody lives with 3 shopping mad girls who want to take her to some massive shopping mall...hmm....not more hats? But I ...
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Hello everyone! Well here I am broke and homeless. Can you believe it? I came back from my walk to find my nice comfy (luxury of course as befits a dog of my social standing) dog house in pieces!
Mum was very cross and said that I had done a wee in it!!! Me???
She said that she came home ...
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Hello everyone, well I´ve had the most perplexing case to solve and it happened right here in my house and it involved....a pork sausage!
Last night mum made pork sausages which is my favourite and I always get one or two
Anyway, there were actually 3 left on a plate! Using my ...
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Hello Everyone!
Well I´m pleased to say that along with Agent Conan and Agent Cody we have solved another important case!
Let me tell you about it.....
I got a lot of reports about a dog in the area who was barking all night long. It was a horrible sound everyone said, as if the dog was ...
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Hello everyone!
Well now I´m convinced that Agent Cody and Agent Conan were born to become members of my great orgnisation T.W.I.T! I shall tell you why.
I, as founder of T.W.I.T am of course the perfect Sherlock Holmes. I mean with my debonair good looks, inquisitive mind and great ...
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Hello everyone!
Well T.W.I.Ts International is well and truly up and running as I got my first case!
Mikkel Topping in Denmark had a problem....he needed to find a way to get into the house next door....I´m not allowed to say WHY he wanted to get into the house next door, thats priveleged ...
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Hello everyone!
Well, as I said yesterday I have to start earning money so that I can go and see my Absy and go globetrotting, and as I´m such a very clever dog I thought I´d start my own detective agency! Its called Trusty Wally Investigates Trouble, or T.W.I.T for short
Anyway, I had a ...
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Hello everyone!
Well I got up this morning and when I came down expecting breakfast, did I get any? No! Instead, mum is there adding up figures and looking at her bank statement saying how we have to cut back....what? Does that mean I get no breakfast?
After a few growls (from dad that was) ...
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Hello everyone, well I´m trying to plan the next trip for Mikkel and me, and I´m not sure where to go next! I don´t mind too much as long as my Absy is there too
So, how about Alaska? No, too cold, and Mikkel and me, despite being tough guys are still pretty close to the ground so ...
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